That’s right, I said county fair. In April? You betcha! For those not familiar with our neck of the woods, Lewiston, Idaho and Clarkston, Washington are considered “twin cities”, being located right across the river from each other – specifically, the Snake River. Lewiston is located in Nez Perce County, where they hold their county fair, like most normal places, in early fall. Clarkston is located in Asotin County, where they hold their county fair in the spring. In my opinion, this is probably done to keep the two fairs from competing with each other. In Justin’s opinion, this is done for the sole purpose of allowing one county to rip you off in April, and the other county to rip you off in September, as you pay at least $8/person to simply get in the gates. And if you have a wonderful wifey like me, who insists on attending each fair, well…that theory might have a bit of clout.
We have lived in the LC Valley for nearly four years now and, until this last weekend, had never attended the Asotin County Fair. As official Washingtonians, I figured it was high time we experience this community highlight, especially since we have attended the county fair on the Idaho side a few times already.
Friday was positively gorgeous so after work we packed up our gear and headed out to Asotin for the fair. And by gear I mean jackets, diaper bag, pacifier, stroller, sunscreen, blankets, snacks, toddler cup, water, and, of course, the camera. Whew! We were ready for a nap before we even pulled out of the drive. But hey, if you’re paying $16 to get your family in the gate (Kendry was free) you’d better be darn sure you have the proper supplies to stick around for awhile.
We ate a delicious dinner as soon as we arrived: greasy burger for Justin, tacos covered w/ cilantro for me, and a classic county fair hot dog for Kendry. While I love that my son isn’t a picky eater (yet), I would not have been disappointed if he disliked hot dogs as much as I do, if only so I didn’t have to tear those yucky things into bite-size pieces for him. Alas, he LOVES hot dogs. Definitely his father’s son.
Then we cruised around to look at the animals: goats, sheep, pigs, etc. I don’t consider myself a city girl, but I always have questions for Justin when we are around farm animals. Once upon a time, Justin showed steers at the county fair.
Yep, thats my handsome hubby as a skinny little farm kid. He looks pretty small next to that steer, doesn't he?
Anyway, this time I had to inquire as to why several of the sheep were wearing lycra swimsuits. Okay, so they weren’t really swimsuits, but they might as well have been. Very form-fitting, not very flattering, revealing every ounce of cellulite - you know, your typical lycra. Justin figured it was probably to keep their recently sheared coats looking nice for show. I didn't take a picture of the sheep we saw, but I found this photo to give you a visual:
Except the ones we saw were in decorative prints/patterns, just like swimsuits. The one in this photo even has a turtleneck! Don't tell me this doesn't remind you of those full body swimsuits the Olympic swimmers wear. Someone should tell this little fella he needs some lycra leggings or all that leg wool is gonna slow him down on his 100m backstroke.
Then we wandered through some of the booths where, much to my delight, I learned that Miche bags now come in a larger size! These are the purses with the different shells, so you can have just the one purse, but with a bunch of different styles for it. I have always wanted one, but once I had a kiddo I realized there was no way I could keep all my things in the smaller sized purse. But Miche heard my dilemma and upgraded. How cute is this bag?!
I know you are not surprised its in animal print. I do have the same genetic coding as one Linda C. Binder after all.
Anyway, then it was on to the highlight of our evening: mutton busting. For those who don’t know, mutton is a sheep. And busting is riding. Mutton busting = sheep riding. You might think it cruel and not the least bit entertaining to watch people trying to ride sheep, except that the “people” riding them are merely 5-7 years old. And trust me, its adorable! The first time I saw it was actually at the start of the movie “8 Seconds”. And as it turns out, I even married a former mutton buster. Albeit, he admits to me he doesn’t recall ever staying on his mutton all that long. Having seen my husband ride a mechanical bull as an adult, this admission does not surprise me one bit. But that’s another story.
The little riders are so brave as they come out of the shoot, hanging on for dear life, their little helmeted heads bobbing like crazy as their mutton sprints across the arena. Then slowly they start slipping off the side and -boom!- they hit the ground. At that point most of them want to burst into tears right then and there - rightly so as they have just been thrown from a moving animal - but they know everyone is watching, so they take deep breaths to hold in the tears and try to smile really big for the audience.
I wasn’t able to capture any of the contestants on video as I was too busy keeping ahold of Kendry, who totally caught his second wind once he was surrounded by all the activity and cheering. But here is a clip of some mutton busting:
Kendry was quite observant of the mutton busting. Could he have possibly been jotting down some mental notes on what to do and what not to do when he takes his first ride a few years from now? We'll see.
He also got to meet his first rodeo clown:
And, being surrounded by cheering and clapping, Kendry finally learned how to clap. We have been trying to teach him clapping for the last few months, but apparently our demonstrations just weren't as convincing as that of the rodeo spectators.
In summation, it was a wonderful family evening - great weather, great food, fun farm animals (in weird apparel) and great entertainment.