Something about the holiday season always makes me a little homesick for Fairbanks. The holiday season is generally a time to be with family, and at this point pretty much all of my family still lives (or will soon live) in Alaska. Since we can only do one Alaska visit per year, if we're lucky, it is so much easier for us to travel up there in the summer as opposed to Thanksgiving or Christmas. Not to mention how much cheaper it is since mileage tickets are impossible to use over the holidays. In fact, the last time we spent Christmas in Alaska was the first Christmas we were married (2005). Ahh, the infamous "everyone crammed into one house and everyone got sick" Christmas. Talk about memories. Not only were Justin and I in culture shock from the vast darkness and the sub-zero temperature, but we also had to battle a stomach bug. I'm sure the Christmas dinner was delicious, but I don't remember being able to stomach any of it.
That was also the Christmas where I actually failed my driving test. Yes, me, the perfect driver who practically aced the driving test on my 16th birthday. Who knew you could gain so many years of experience behind the wheel and at the same time proceed to forget all the stupid driving factoids that never mattered to begin with? Hello! I'm not applying for a motorcycle license, so why would I need to know how many motorcycles can travel side by side and one behind the other on an interstate freeway with four lanes, in New Jersey, headed north, when its raining, if no one is around to hear them...
Okay, so maybe it wasn't that bad. My ego is still a little bruised. But really, the only reason I even tried to take my test (without studying) is because I had turned in my Alaska driver's license only weeks before in Washington in order to have a proper Washington license with my new married name on it. I was worried I was going to be restricted from boarding the plane to Fairbanks if I didn't have the proper ID that identified me as Jody Gimlin rather than Jody Binder. But my assumption that I could get up to Alaska and just get a new Alaska license was incorrect because they made me take the stupid test.
Now, you might ask: Why all this trouble for an Alaska license when I am no longer a resident anyway? Well, in case you didn't know, Alaska has no sales tax. So, my handy dandy Alaska license has saved me a pretty penny or two on large purchases in Washington over the years. Thus, you see why I was so adamant about getting the license replaced.
After my complete failure of the test - and I say complete because I didn't even get through 16 of the 20 questions before I had exceeded the maximum amount of incorrect answers - the Alaska DMV told me I could try the test again in two weeks. Yeah, right! Even if I was going to be there two weeks later there was no way I was going to put myself through that embarrassment again. So I settled for just getting an Alaska ID instead of a license. By the way, Justin was not with me when this whole DMV incident occurred and it took me a few days to overcome my pride and admit it to him. He has never let me live this one down, and I'm sure as soon as Kendry is old enough to understand what a license is Justin will be telling him that his mother can't pass driving tests.
But I digress... obviously, being so far from my family this time of year is the first reason I get homesick for my home state. The second reason would be: SNOW! It is completely unreasonable to expect an Alaskan girl to survive through the holiday season without the most magical form of precipitation. When we moved to the LC Valley three and a half years ago everyone failed to tell me that the valley gets very little snow each year, if any. I have been going through withdrawal ever since. And I think its especially hard now that we have Kendry because I am so excited for him to experience snow for the first time. And I mean REAL snow, not this half inch stuff you wake up to at 7am, only to have it melt by noon. No, I mean the foot of snow that keeps you inside (except to go play in it) and that sticks around at least until Christmas. The kind of snow where a kid can make a snowman without having to use all of the snow in their front yard. Really, how sad is it to see a snowman who looks like he is half grass, half snow sitting in a perfectly snow-free yard. Pa-the-tic! (said in sing song voice)
Alright, I'll openly admit that after a month of being back in the Alaska cold and snow I would probably be ready to come back to Washington, but for now I'm going to be a bit nostalgic. Oh, Alaska, how I miss thee...









