How we have fun on a weekday morning:
Step 1:
Get yourself wet. I mean really wet.
A garden hose is essential.
A water table works great too.
Step 2:
While still dripping wet, insert yourself into the nearest dirt pile.
Maybe bury yourself a bit.
Help yourself to a bite or two.
Mommy is always telling me how much she loves diapers embedded with gritty sand.
Just remember to keep the hose handy; that dirt can really dry out your mouth.
Step 3:
Smile innocently.
Bonus Options:
20 bonus points to each boy accomplishing this messy feat before 10:00 a.m. PST.
50 bonus points if said feat is accomplished within 24 hours of your last bath.
Can you see why I need this sign?
Kendry's shoes after this particular morning adventure:
Its a good thing I'm not a clean freak, right?
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